SHANNON DID NOTHING WRONG! Our belated episode recapping the finale of Season 5 of MTV's Are You the One. Spoilers: the kids, they don't do so good. And we here at the Trash Collectors couldn't be happier about that. Who won the fantasy league? Was that Alicia's real hair that was pulled out? Who's the most garbage person on the show? The answers to most of these questions AND MORE in this, our thrilling conclusion!
Theme music: Party Monster by the Functional Citizens. https://thefunctionalcitizens.bandcamp.com/
Cover art: Garbage Collection by Eden, Janine, and Jim tinyurl.com/jdphtgw Licensed under Creative Commons. creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/
Friday, March 31, 2017
Tuesday, March 14, 2017
Episode 9: Replacing Your Blood With Axe Body Spray
The best laid plans of drunk children often just, man, go really, really, bad. The contestants of Are You the One have come up with what might be an amazing strategy, but can they prevent themselves from sabotaging it every step of the way? Come on. You know better than that! We also discuss the much better show of Stranded With a Million Dollars, and how those folks' terrible strategy is going.
Theme music: Party Monster by the Functional Citizens. https://thefunctionalcitizens.bandcamp.com/
Cover art: Garbage Collection by Eden, Janine, and Jim tinyurl.com/jdphtgw Licensed under Creative Commons. creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/
Theme music: Party Monster by the Functional Citizens. https://thefunctionalcitizens.bandcamp.com/
Cover art: Garbage Collection by Eden, Janine, and Jim tinyurl.com/jdphtgw Licensed under Creative Commons. creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/
Sunday, March 5, 2017
Episode 8: The Kids Are Not All Right
Oh boy, are these drunken children bad at this game! We're barreling toward the end of MTV's Are You the One, and both Adam and Chris wish they were watching better shows. Of course, Chris's better show is another MTV reality show, but what can you do? In addition to discussing exactly how bad these contestants are at the game they're playing, we discuss terrible charity ideas, our glorious Bat-Dad future, and the importance of proper hydration.
Theme music: Party Monster by the Functional Citizens. https://thefunctionalcitizens.bandcamp.com/
Cover art: Garbage Collection by Eden, Janine, and Jim tinyurl.com/jdphtgw Licensed under Creative Commons. creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/
Theme music: Party Monster by the Functional Citizens. https://thefunctionalcitizens.bandcamp.com/
Cover art: Garbage Collection by Eden, Janine, and Jim tinyurl.com/jdphtgw Licensed under Creative Commons. creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/
Wednesday, March 1, 2017
Episode 7: A Twenty-Two Person Pile-Up
It's a long one this week, because in addition to our ongoing chronicling of the train wreck of a show that is MTV's Are You the One, we take some time to talk about their other show Stranded with a Million Dollars. We discuss the growing membership of the Gianna Club, strategies for dealing with bullies on a deserted island, and manage to ensure that we can never make money off this podcast. Join us!
Theme music: Party Monster by the Functional Citizens. https://thefunctionalcitizens.bandcamp.com/
Cover art: Garbage Collection by Eden, Janine, and Jim tinyurl.com/jdphtgw Licensed under Creative Commons. creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/
Theme music: Party Monster by the Functional Citizens. https://thefunctionalcitizens.bandcamp.com/
Cover art: Garbage Collection by Eden, Janine, and Jim tinyurl.com/jdphtgw Licensed under Creative Commons. creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/
Saturday, February 18, 2017
Episode 6: The Taste of Defeat
It's a bad showing for both the drunk children of Are You the One and for our fantasy leagues in this week's episode. The psychological damage of watching this garbage show and coming up with nothing but defeat takes its toll, and we start making up rules for a fantasy league based on chairs. Guaranteed excitement!
Theme music: Party Monster by the Functional Citizens. https://thefunctionalcitizens.bandcamp.com/
Cover art: Garbage Collection by Eden, Janine, and Jim tinyurl.com/jdphtgw Licensed under Creative Commons. creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/
Theme music: Party Monster by the Functional Citizens. https://thefunctionalcitizens.bandcamp.com/
Cover art: Garbage Collection by Eden, Janine, and Jim tinyurl.com/jdphtgw Licensed under Creative Commons. creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/
Tuesday, February 14, 2017
Episode 5: The Face Breakers vs. Team Dickballz
Adam and Chris have upped the ante and turned this podcast into a competition with the Are You the One fantasy league. Thankfully, the drunk children of MTV's garbage show are back with a vengeance, managing to screw things up even when they succeed.
Theme music: Party Monster by the Functional Citizens. https://thefunctionalcitizens.bandcamp.com/
Cover art: Garbage Collection by Eden, Janine, and Jim tinyurl.com/jdphtgw Licensed under Creative Commons. creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/
Theme music: Party Monster by the Functional Citizens. https://thefunctionalcitizens.bandcamp.com/
Cover art: Garbage Collection by Eden, Janine, and Jim tinyurl.com/jdphtgw Licensed under Creative Commons. creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/
Wednesday, February 8, 2017
Episode 4: Do You Believe That Love is Real?
A strange alignment of the stars caused our hosts to switch opinions on the show, as this episode of MTV's Are You the One wasn't a giant pile of trash. There was still trash, it was just scattered around the edges. Dreams come true and dreams are shattered in this, our latest episode.
Theme music: Party Monster by the Functional Citizens. https://thefunctionalcitizens.bandcamp.com/
Cover art: Garbage Collection by Eden, Janine, and Jim tinyurl.com/jdphtgw Licensed under Creative Commons. creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/
Theme music: Party Monster by the Functional Citizens. https://thefunctionalcitizens.bandcamp.com/
Cover art: Garbage Collection by Eden, Janine, and Jim tinyurl.com/jdphtgw Licensed under Creative Commons. creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/
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